27.04.2007 | 16:47

To the barricades, sisters!

I am a pacifist. I just want to wrap the world into a cashmire soft embrace and quietly hum "ommm". However, the riots in Tallinn require action. They even burned a yarn shop! (Via Rieppa and Arja. In Finnish.)

So, let's go, sisters! This is the tempo: knit, purl! Purl! Purl! Purl two three four! Duck and avoid those yarn shop ads and evil knitblog enablers!

I wanna be your knit instructor (I wanna be your knit instructor)
I wanna knit up all my yarn (I wanna knit up all my yarn)
I wanna be your knit instructor (I wanna be your knit instructor)
I wanna wear my lacey scarf (I wanna wear my lacey scarf)

Is your gear OK? Wrap and turn! Remember that your needles are your fiancé and you have to take care of them. No messing around there! Line up! Learn pattern! Knit and rip the swatch again!

Has the clerk written down the pattern? Is the yarn cannon full? The tent knitted? Load up the acrylic bombs and pack up the lanoline sprays! Let's go and restore peace and order.

Ti-ti-ti-dii-dii, ti-ti-ti-dii-dii, ti-ti-ti-diiii. (Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries)

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